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The Bike
Abo Stef saw Abo El-Abed riding a new bike and said, "Mabrouk Ya Abo El-Abed! When did you buy this new bike?"
Abo El-Abed said that while he was returning home, a beautiful Lady stopped him. She got down from her bike and took off all her clothes and said, "Come on Abo E-Abed Don't be shy.. come and take off what ever you want !!!"
Abo El-Abed said to himself, "What should I do with her clothes.. So I took the bike !!!"
Abou El-Ebed naked in St. Tropez Beach in France
Abou El-Ebed Went for a vacation to St. Tropez in France. When he came back To Lebanon, he told abou Steef of what he saw, "People were naked as they were born".
Abou Steef was excited and asked Abou El-Ebed, "Were there girls in the beach?"
Abou El-Ebed replied, "I don't know ?! They weren't wearing their clothes to know ?!?"
No Blese...No Blese (No Please)
Abu Al-Abed go to Africa, when he come back he talk to Abu-Stef: Abu al-Abed: The first day I hunted 12 lions, 20 giraffes and 5 Noblises. The second day I hunted 36 zebras, 50 elephants and 47 Noblises and the third day is the best hunting I hunted 512 lions, 150 zebras and 645 Noblises. Abu-Stef: I know the lion, the zebra, the giraffe and the elephant but what do you mean the Noblese? Abu al- Abed: I don't really know what it is only whenever I go hunting I see it coming saying: No Blese...No Blese (No Please).
Aboul Al-Abed Eye Glasses
Abou Al-Abed went to Eye glasses shop.
Abou Al-Abed didn’t know what kind of glasses he wanted
The seller, asked him “Do you want glasses for the sun?”
Aboul Al-Abed, answered very angry “Do I care about the sun?! Let the sun buy it's own glasses!”
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